Top 10 signs you’re at a lame Halloween party

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So I was around the Internet and if you have ever heard of David Letterman’s top 10 lists. Well I found a hilarious one.
Top 10 signs you’re at a lame halloween party
10.Domino’s delivery guy shows up with your pizza and wins “Best Costume”

9.When host runs out of fake blood, he stabs you with a fork

8.Scariest thing at the party is the expiration date on the onion dip

7.Only snack is pumpkin innards

6.Balloon Boy just urped all over the rug

5.Some guy named Shecky shows up wearing a mistletoe hat

4.The only person there is Regis

3.”Bobbing for apples” inadvertently becomes “bobbing for the H1N1 flu virus”

2.It’s the middle of February

1.Guy in Bernie Madoff mask leaves with your wallet

This is property of David Letterman not me all goes to him
-Storm

Top 5 Funniest Babies

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Just count on me posting on Monday, Wednsday, and Friday. I probably wont post any other day because I have sports and stuff. So I might get another person to post so I can have posts on Tuesday and Thursday too. So anyone interested Comment.

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Funnyest Babies

#5

#5

If I had one of those

 

#4

#4

Use #4015 for duct tape

 

#3

#3

Lol I think everyone has seen this one

 

#2

#2

A gangster from the second he was born

 

#1

#1

Number 1 is funny 😀

 

-Storm

Monday’s Top 5 Songs

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Every Monday I will do a post “Top 5 Songs”. This is a once a week post on the top 5 songs for this week. Thanks to Bilboard.com’s Top 100 Charts for the info to get the songs for this post.

This Week at: #5

Use Somebody

By: Kings of Leon

 

#4

You Belong With Me

By: Taylor Swift

 

#3

Run This Town

By: Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye West

 

#2

Party In The USA

By: Miley Cyrus

 

 

AND NUMBER 1…

I Gotta Feeling

By: The Black Eyed Peas

 

 

Well Thats The Top 5 Songs for this week!

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