New Header!

Yoy have probably noticed the new header made by me!!!!! I know, I made it ALL by myself, no turorials or anything. So I downloaded yesterday and tinkered around with it for about an hour and had no time to post. Today I started a header that I wanted to look like this


But I wanted something for my own. Today I started the header

Layer 1- Graffitti picture I found, Cant really see it

Layer 2- The Green and lighter green, transparent so you can see Layer 1

Layer 3- The Splat, this took me a while to find a site where you can make one,, I used that and put it in and took all the white out and finished with an outline

Layer 4- The name, I just blurred it and gave it an outline



Top 5 Jokes


I wanted to post something funny, so I decided to post about jokes. Also please vote in the poll above. It changes Tomorrow so you only have aproxmially 23 hours until I change it.

#5 Moral of the Story

One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story….

The next day Billy tells his story….

“My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands”

Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story….Billy replies, “Yeah… don’t mess with my dad when he’s been drinking

#4 Helicopter

A man and his wife go to acounty fair for 50 years and every year the man said he would love to go on the helicopter but his wife said $50 is $50 and one year the pilot heard this and said if you don’t make a sound on the flight you can ride for free so the pilot done everything he could to make them make a sound even loop the loops and at the end the pilot said congratulations you didn’t make a sound and the man said i almost made a sound when my wife fell out but $50 is $50

#3 Wrong E-Mail

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile…..somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

#2 A Blonde Year

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..”duh”…..bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!

March – Got excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months… said “2-4 years!”

April – Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

June – Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August – Got locked out of car in rain storm… swamped, because top was down.

September – The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

October – Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December – Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the phone!!!

#1 Baby Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know why don’t you tell me

LOL, I know the last one was funny. I just love to end with a band ya know you gotta do what ya gotta do!


Top 5 Coolest Guitars


I have finally decided what I will do with the polls thing. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I will post a poll in a sticky at the top of the site, so you always know where it is. Also I made an e-mail, so you can e-mail me stuff about this site. I will update the pages on how you can e-mail me posts to put on, ideas, anything really.

My Top 5 Coolest Looking Guitars


I think this is just an idea, but its sweet



This looks something like out of the game Brutal Legend



Its a foot!!!



This is glass, AMAZING



well this is a Guitar Hero or Rockband guitar but I like it




Top 5 Weirdest Holidays

It’s been so long since I have posted here. For some reason I haven’t been on the computer much.

5. May/June: El Colacho
The festival of El Colacho (“baby jumping”) dates back to 1620. In Castrillo de Murcia, Spain, the Feast of Corpus Christi is celebrated in a truly strange manner – grown men dressed as devils leap over rows of babies to cleanse them of evil.

4. Vanuatu Land Diving Festival
In Vanuatu a traditional rite of passage is a primitive form of bungee jumping. Tribesmen construct a wooden tower and scale it, diving from the top with bungee chords made of vines. This is also meant to ensure a good yam harvest, and jumpers are considered the most successful when they actually hit their heads on the ground, making it extremely dangerous.

3. Spring: Copper’s Hill Cheese Rolling and Wake
This event takes place annually near Gloucester, United Kingdom. Though its origins are unclear, it is hundreds of years old. A wheel of cheese is rolled down a hill and competitors scramble down the hill after it, often injuring themselves in the process. Theoretically, the goal is to catch the cheese, but since it is gets a one second head start and reaches high speeds, this is rarely occurs. Instead, the first person across the finish line wins the cheese.

2. September 19th: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Since 1995, this parody holiday has encouraged people to replace their everyday mundane speech with pirate phrases. It has gained more and more steam each year since and become a pop culture phenomenon, spawning countless pirate-themed parties and media events each year.

1. January 24th: Goat Tossing Festival
The annual Goat Toss in the town of Manganeses de la Polvorosa in northwest Spain is dedicated to the town’s patron saint, St. Vincent. Though the exact origins and purpose for the spectacle are a subject of some debate, the practice has exist for ages. A goat is thrown from the upper story of a bell tower, where it plummets into a crowd of villagers who attempt to catch it with a sheet.

All this info came from go there it’s a REALLY cool site

5 Cool Fish Tanks

Yo.Today I’m doing cool fish tanks,just in case if you didn’t read the title.


If some one shot that…..






I think thats very clever.


Top 5 Fails


Here are the Top 5 Fails Part 2. I have realized my posts arn’t as high of quality as they usually are. I am trying to fix that and have really good posts. I am in one of those weeks where you have a test in like every subject so I have had to study and stuff. Now I can be back to my amazing posts. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top 5 Fails Part 2






Lol I love failblog, and if you dont I will find you


Top 5 Fails

So I’m sure everyone has heard of by now, so here some of my favorite fails. Part 2 is coming soon to a website near you

Top 5 Fails Part 1